.......questions for the young (of any age)

Have you ever,,,,,,

Have you ever seen a talking squirrel? I mean a real live squirrel; one that climbs trees and eats nuts? You know- the ones you see in your back yard and along the side of roads with busy tails and brown fur? I don’t mean a fake squirrel that you buy in a toy store and squeeze it to make a squeaking sound that someone might think was a word. And I don’t mean a sound like a parrot can make that sounds like a real word. No, I mean a real live squirrel that can say a real word like “Hello” when you meet it. A clear distinct “Hello” like any real person would say to another when they meet on the street.
Have you ever seen such a squirrel? I haven’t.